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Natalie Portman shakes up ‘Top Chef’
Bad news, readers: Archana had to catch a last minute flight to San Fran to console Laurine after her crushing loss last week. Such a do-gooder, that one. In her absence, I’ll be recapping the most unappetizingly titled show in “Top Chef” history: “Meat Natalie.” Ooph. I love a good pun as much as the next guy, but that’s just plain wrong. Anyway...
After the bloodbath of last week’s restaurant wars, the cheftestants started this episode with a well-deserved lazy morning. Michael V. sharpened the knife he planned to use to slit his brother’s throat. Jennifer blow-dried her hair after a long night of flagellating herself with a balloon whisk (“Broken sauce? Bland trout? You! Stupid! Idiot!”). Robin sagely remarked that “waiting for coffee is like watching water boil” (read that a few more times) and then commended herself for “holding her own” (translation: “squeaking by on dumb luck while others fail around me.”) Just another morning in Vegas.
And then they were off to the M resort, where Padma was waiting with this episode’s mentor, Paul Bartolotta, owner of Vegas’ celebrated Capisce Ricotta di Marcello Mastroianni restaurant. (That’s what she said, right?) And the challenge, sponsored by some other magazine that sometimes covers TV s
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They warned me (they being the various echoes inside my head) that Black Swan was a psychological thriller, that it was “dark and twisted.” Even though I have immense fear of horror films, this was not a horror film and HELLOOOO there are swans and ballet involved. So yeah, I can totally do dark and twisted.
Correction: I am a big chicken pansy (a domesticated fowl covered in petals) and was literally shrinking in my seat with each creepy self-destructive, I’m-going-to-peel-my-own-skin-off, scene and/or any appearance by the mother. I actually welcomed the love scenes (natalie with hand/natalie with mila kunis) until the creepy slasher sound interrupted the moment. Don’t get me wrong…I understood and appreciated the premise (“it’s like method acting but with ballet and schizophrenia”), knowing as soon as Natalie passed herself on the train station that she was going to transform from Ms. I-wear-a-white-feather-boa to Ms. I-wear-black-leather-and-eat-my-own-soul, but that didn’t make it easier to endure without wanting to vomit. At least I didn’t scream (to my knowledge).
The worst thing about these kinds of movies is that they evoke this kind of “could that happen to me?” fe
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A Day Production the Taste of Natalie Portman
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